Cheesitsu

Many have created martial arts based on common items that have been found to be useful in self defense. For example, the Englishman Edward William Barton-Wright, who lived in Japan for several years developed a martial art based on the gentleman's walking stick he called Bartitsu. The Cheese has developed her own brand of martial arts centered around her eating utensils called Cheesitsu.

Here, she demonstrates "dragon mouth" where she catches a spoonful of prunes in her mouth that has been thrown at her from across the room. It can get messy, but who cares when your life is at stake!

We have to be careful, now when feeding her with the fork because of "scorpion." She has a pretty good reach. Note that the facial expressions are just as vital as the gouging and poking in striking fear into the heart of your opponent.

I had my back turned to her here, and when I turned around she almost got me right in the eye.

She's got some pretty good moves. Just wait until she's completely mobile and starts working in some flips and kicks. We can only hope to contain her!